Husband. Dad to 5. Student Ministry Pastor. Follower of Jesus. Yatta yatta.


This morning I’m headed to New York City to hang with my dad for two days before teaching YS One Day on Saturday.

So, like a good air passenger, I have my laptop, my cell phone, my ipod, my carry on, and my java.

In the process of getting my java, I got a low fat lemon muffin.

In the process of peeing before getting on the plane, I placed my java and my bag on the nice shelf they give you above my conveniently placed urinal. So I did double duty and peed (is that a real word?) and read.

My muffin bag claims it:

  • flavors my senses. sweetens my disposition, stirs my imagination, and nourishes my dreams

Dang. That’s one amazing muffin. I though it was talking about God for second.My coffee cup says:

  • Americans spend an average of 29 hours a week watching television- which menas in a typical life span we devote 13 uninterrupted years to our TV sets! The biggest problem with mass media isn’t low quality, it’s high quantity. Cutting down just an hour a day would provide extra years of life- for music and family, exercise and reading, conversation and coffee.- Michael Medved

Dang. That’s a lot of TV. If you have 29 hours on average a week to burn. Please call me. I have LOTS of work for you. Oh… and I read a statistic the other day that said you actually burn more calories sleeping than you do watching TV. Haaa! I wonder if you burn more if you sleep while watching TV. If so, my grandma would have disappeared from earth instead of died.

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