Husband. Dad to 5. Student Ministry Pastor. Follower of Jesus. Yatta yatta.

HODAD’S SCHOOLS MY SMALL GROUP

So, last summer I took a group of high school kids to the beach for the day. Or at least that was what we planned, but it ended up being just a bunch of hungry dudes who could go… so it ended up becoming a trip to Hodad’s for lunch. It’s an eclectic and super fun burger joint just blocks from the beach in downtown Ocean Beach.

That summer day I ordered one basket of fries, an order of onion rings, and a round of sodas and the guys each bought a burger. Nicholai- who was interning during the summer- thought…

“Oh… I’ll just order like I do at In-n-out and order a double double with bacon.”

Yeah… well his double double was double the size of his face and he gave up after 1/2 way done and cried uncle.

Ever since then, our small group of guys has been claiming they wanted to show Nicholai the burger could be owned. So, finally, we took them on last Wednesday night for them to experience it first hand- 6 of them for the first time.

The numbers: $119 bill for 9 dudes. 5 bought doubles. 4 got wiser with singles. I ordered 2 baskets of fries and one onion ring to share and a vanilla shake to mock them with.

There was sooooo much fat and grease and sugar and God knows what on this table that we didn’t even dare to pray “Dear God, please bless this meal.” We just asked for grace and forgiveness for what we just did to our body and agree’d we’d be seeing God a full 30 days earlier than He planned due to this diversion in artery health on our part… and then ate.

The result?

Yeah… 4 singles got polished off. And so did the baskets of fries and rings.

As for the doubles… Um.

David Bach (almost done below) and Brian Brangwynne (fisting it in the background) are have now been bestowed the title of “HODAD” for finishing the entire burger.

Michael (ordering) was bestowed the title of “SLOWDAD” since he did finish his, but ate it all the way home and finished the last bite as we exited the freeway to church.

And Jeff Sers (burger pride) and Michael Conley (slacker boy)- both of whom talked big game… have now been dubbed the “NODAD’S” since they got spanked by the burger and could not polish it off, leaving at least 1/3 of it still in the basket.


This day shall now be a historical moment in the lives of 7 high school students and 2 leaders who came, saw, and even a few conquered.

HALLOWEEN 2009- ANOTHER FIRST

After bringing Becky and Billy home last February, we are still having firsts.  This holiday season has hosted a bunch more:   the first tick or treating, the first pumpkin carving, and the first costumes.  Next will be more through Thanksgiving and Christmas… all firsts for Becky and Billy and for us with them too.  

They loved pretending in costumes they wore 3x…. once to a school party, once to the dress up day at school, and once on halloween.   Jake chose to be a cop, TJ wore grandpa scott’s cowboy hat and some gear, Billy was superman, Tyler a ketchup bottle, and Becky chose a fairy.  
Having grown up in a fairly primitive and dust filled space, you’d think Becky would be ok with dirt and slime and stuff… but she hates yucky stuff.  Grabbing pumpkin guts with her bare hands were met with nasty faces and repeated claims that this is “yucky”.   The youngest kids drew on the faces and I carved them when they were done. 
Our neighborhood serves for great trick-or-treating with lots of common streets, kids all over the place, and plenty of houses to choose from.  Since we no longer have to be at church, we have friends over for dinner, meet the neighborhood in the street with java in hand, and then go hiking for candy.   The Hammond’s- who went to Africa with us to adopt too- joined us and off we went.  We ended up meeting up with 3 other families from our street and spent the next 2 hours going house to house mob style with 14 kids, 10 adults, and the dog. 
When we get home, the Berrytribe plan involves dumping the entire loot into one pile… no fighting over whose candy is whose or we take it all away.   We just sort it and let them pick a piece from the loot now and then.  In about another week, we’ll “miraculously” get rid of the rest of it:  there’s always more than our family could ever reasonably consume.  Our kids are onto us and think we should send a bunch of it to Welcome Home in Uganda… but cost and the “melting” factor may keep that from happening.  Maybe we’ll take it to Mexico with us in another 10 days and share it with the daycare center we’re gonna visit. 

MULTI-TASKING IS IMPOSSIBLE

While at the NYWC in LA, I heard a talk by Shane Hipps on the dangers of technology and the myth of technological advancements and the intention behind invention and the reality of our world and yeah… it really got me thinking.

So much so, that months later, I’m still thinking about it. It was really an interesting talk.

His talk was based on this book which I have not read. But in a nutshell however, he doesn’t see technolgy as evil, but thinks we need to understand what we exchange when we embrace it.

All technology is a tool, but it also comes with a price tag. Consequently, some of the questions that this generation will have to ask are:

  • “What is the value of being literally, physically, emotionally, and spiritually fully present?”
  • Is there ever any need to travel to meet or do something face to face or can we actually live and do life together virtually? What is the cost of a facebook friendship maintenance plan?
  • Can someone attend church in their living room over the internet? Is there any need to physically be together?
But the thing he said that really got me thinking was that we think that technology allows us to do more than one thing at a time…. to multi-task. However, this is a myth. Literally, he said, the body cannot do two things at once. He said,
“There is no such thing as multi-tasking. It doesn’t multiply anything, it only divides.”
For example, if you take a glass of water and pour it into 4 glasses, you don’t generate any new water, you just divide up the water you had. The same is true of “multi-tasking”. You don’t actually generate any new work or multiply energy, you just divide up your attention and lessen your influence.
So…. for me, this really jacked with me. For a long time, I’ve been saying that I need to try and “maximize the ministry of the moment.” But this means to be fully present, I have to be fully present. It means:
  • I can’t watch my kids game and answer the phone.
  • I can’t surf the internet, and talk on instant message.
  • I can’t text someone, and listen to the conversation before me.
  • I can’t e-mail and blog and listen to music and watch the clock.
This seems to be very true when the task is very important… Like I know that big things require big attention and focus. But I think I’m only kidding myself if I think that less important tasks can be done all together. Maybe I’m just slowing all of my tasks down and reducing the influence and effectiveness of all that I’m doing when I do more than one thing at once (if that is not an oxymoron all by itself).
This messed with me because most people say they can do just that. But the longer I try it, the more I agree with Shane. If I really want my life to matter, then I need to fully devote myself to what I’m doing at that moment. If I’m preparing a sermon, I need to do that. If I’m writing e-mails, I need to do that. If I’m reading a book with my kids, I need to do that. I even wonder if having too many windows open on my computer screen is more of a distraction than not. Maybe I need to put a death bullet in the heart of the multi-tasking lie and just BE. Just do one thing. One at a time. Fully.
So… to that end, I’m trying to learn and relearn to be one dimensional. I’m trying to choose to fully ignore my cell in a meeting or when I’m in a conversation. I’m trying to only do one thing at a time. I’m trying to hold a conversation with my kid. I’m trying to work out. I’m trying to pay bills. I’m trying to do one thing at a time, one moment at a time, and line my day up with successive things, but not multiple things. Somedays I’m better at it than others. I failed in a meeting today, in a family event last week…. etc. But I’m working on it.
In the end, to see this happen it means saying no to the right stuff. It means saying yes to the right stuff. It means if I want to be successful and impactful and effective, then I need to put a dagger in the multi-tasking myth and call it what it is…. A LIE.

WE KID YOU NOT

Every weekend we put in our high school ministry weekend program a small section titled “We kid you not.” We also have an outline to follow and bible verses and a bible study and announcements and yatta yatta. But this part is usually just random junk we found on the internet that remotely associated with the topic and dumped in just for sheer comedy sake.
This week, we are talking about “Anthropomorphism”. Which is speaking of God in human terms. So of course, I decided to go in search of some half god, half ______creatures where people merged humanity and imagery and deity into something funky. I found this greek mythology website and some facts and well… this week I compiled them into the following list which our students will get this weekend.
Maybe I’ll start posting them here every week, just for pure blog reader boredom comedy too.
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SATYR= half human, half goat. roamed the woods and mountains and were very sexual beings. We just type what we read people.
CENTAUR = half human, half horse. body of a horse with the torso of a man attached where the horses neck would start.
SPHYNX = half bird, half woman. Sits at the base of a mountain pass and asks travelers a riddle. If they fail, she eats them.
ECHIDNA= a half woman, half-serpent monster who ate men raw. Note to self: not a good prom date.
MINOTAUR= a half man, half bull. This one has a man’s body and a bull’s head. It ate 7 teen boys and 7 girls sent annually from Athens. If you text in service, we will let it loose in here. It’s hungry. Athens stop feeding it a long time ago. It will eat you and your phone.
TYPHON= half man, half snake. Almost killed Zeus. But with some help, Zeus killed him. Don’t mess with a typhon or Zeus.

STORY TELLING YOUTH MINISTRY

Ok… so I’m a big fan of narrative teaching. I have taught a few series in my day in a narrative format with characters and such and they are always very memorable… and a lot of work.

My favorite one is the story of Jesus and the passover that I did as a sermon back in Nor. Cal. after a trip to Israel. That trip radically changed the way I viewed Jesus last week of his life for me and inspired the story in me. I told an Easter message from the fictitious perspective of the son of the owner of the upper room. People still talk to me about that sermon. God was all over it and my pastor told me I should take it on the road.

I think I love narrative teaching because it really sticks and helps people to keep a message, so much better than a series of points. This is probably why I tell so many stories in my sermons too. I love a good story.

Well, to that end, I’m trying something in our guys groups that was introduced to me a while back through Youth Specialties and the YS One Day material I taught last spring. (You can find it on this website and in this book.) It’s a series of stories…. 21 in all, that walk you through the OT and NT to give students a sense of the common threads, themes, and proper order to the key stories in the Scriptures.

I took a risk and we kicked it off at our fall retreat with the guys in the desert and 4 discussions. I decided that if it was a success, I’d keep going. If it bombed, I’d scrap it. Well, It was a HUGE success!

Here’s how it worked:

  1. We review the memory tool, main point, and any critical details of each of the previous stories.
  2. I then set the scene and encourage them to get ready to really listen.
  3. I read the story out loud, as dramatically as I know how.
  4. I ask one question: “what did you hear?”… and the students re-tell the story back to me. I ask them to try and stay in order and to share one piece at a time, not going farther in the Bible Story beyond this story… even if they know more of the “rest of the story”.
  5. We make observations along the way.
  6. In small groups we ask 2 questions: (1) What does this teach us about God. (2) So what… what difference does this make for your everyday life?
  7. Then we conclude by compiling our learnings into one bumper sticker statement we agree upon as a group. I also have been bringing a memory tool of some sort (the book suggests pictures, but we are using physical objects, and now we have added slide pics for our projectors too).
So now we have completed one week of small groups to build on our 4 stories from our retreat. Thus, every small group table has an old school ammo can on it that has 5 items inside: An artist brush, a broken chain link, a compass, a piece of duct tape, and a knife.
Here’s why:
EPISODE ONE: the artist brush. (Genesis 1-2)
EPISODE TWO: the broken link (Genesis 2-3)

EPISODE THREE: the compass (Genesis 6-9, Noah is the only one going towards God)

EPISODE FOUR: the duct tape (Genesis 11-18)

EPISODE FIVE: the knife (Genesis 22)

It was great to be in the desert with our guys and have them truly be able to wrestle with scripture as men, like an old school oral synagogue midrash of the jewish culture. The result is that most can still tell me the 4 stories we discussed in the desert, the symbol, and the main points from memory. Now if it just gets from the head to their heart to their hands and feet.
Here’s a pic of some of our younger men under a “chuppah” being prayed over by our older men after the Sunday Covenant message as these young men covenanted with God in the desert. Each of the posts is being held by a father of teens or older. The contrast of these generations and the decisions they are making is so critical in this fatherless generation. I love this pic of Greg praying with some younger guys in the background. I’m super blessed to play even a small roll in this kind of mentoring.