87 THOUSAND

That’s how many drink combinations this article from TIME says starbucks has. They also want to give you any one of those in 3 minutes or less cuz any longer, and you’ll bolt. 2 thoughts:

1. Good luck with that. They say they miss the goal 60% of the time.
2. 3 cheers for American’s patience. We suck at that. Most of the world knows that. Some of the world capitalizes on that.