SOMEBODY GETS PAID TO DO THAT

Ok.. so every once in a while, I think to myself, “I can’t believe someone gets paid to do this.”

So, like I think this about my job when I’m at the beach with kids or something.

I think about it everytime I read the labels on Vitamin Water. Like whoever writes those paragraphs laughs themselves to work everyday.

I also thought that when I was bored on my last flight and started flipping through skymall. Which by the way- who buys stuff out of here? Anyway, I ripped out this one page… which everyone does, cuz you can’t buy it on the plane anyway… so yeah….

I ripped out this page for the “Zombie of Montclair Moors” Sculpture.

Seriously, someone convinced somebody else to design this, create a mold, photograph it, mass produce it, and ship it all over the world. Here’s why:

We challenged artist Alan Dickinson to create his most macabre, haunting zombie statue exclusively for Toscano-and he certainly delivered! Not for the faint of heart, this gray-toned Zombie of Montclaire Moors statue features the most zombie-like eyes you’ve ever seen. Captured in meticulous detail in quality designer resin, this zombie garden statue brings the flesh-hungry undead to your daffodil bed! Arrives in 3 pcs.

HAAAA. My favorite part is the warning that it arrives in 3 pieces. This is important when you open the box and it has only one head in it or just an arm and your roommate or mom or something opens the package and calls the FBI and evacuates the house.

I should have bought it for Ian in honor of his zombie film.

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