HOW TO CATCH A SEA GULL

HAVE YOUR FRIENDS LAY OLD BREAD AND POPCORN AS A TRAIL LEADING UP AND ONTO YOU. HIDE UNDER A TOWEL.

WAIT FOR THE BIRDS TO GET ENOUGH GUTS TO EAT FOOD ON YOU.

WAIT FOR ONE TO STAND ON YOUR CHEST.

MOVE FAST AND TRY AND CATCH ONE.

IF IT DOESN’T WORK. TRY AGAIN WITH A FRIEND THIS TIME.

MOVE REALLY FAST

THEN UNWRAP THE BIRD YOU JUST CAUGHT

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